"Where Do They Do That At?"
Its getting to be that time of year where boots and sneakers are being traded in for flip-flops and sandals. That is coolbeans. The problem lies with people who still have "winter's foot" in May.
If you suffer from the following, then this post is for you:
Dry Cracking Feet
Crusty Feet
Dusty Ass Toes
Lack Of Toenails
Killer Toenails
Bunion Central
Fungus On The Foot
Lack Of Polished Toes
Over-Polished Toes
Seriously, that last problem is terrible! We've all seen that blood-red-smoker's-lady-of-the-night shade on a woman's crusty toes and thought: "Oh no..." Yes, I understand it is spring going into summer. Yes I also know that we live in a humid climate. I also recognize the preppy population in our area but seriously, if your feet aren't straight- then you can wait.
It's not like my feet are manicured daily. That's far from the case. I just want to know when it became acceptable for a person to walk around with hideous feet and be proud of their day.
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